offscreendeath:

ricp:

weloveshortvideos:

Firehose vs Flamethrower

This is everything I didn’t know I needed to see today

firehose had a head start this match was rigged

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muckkles:

working with children is a wild fucking experience yall. this morning at work one of our second graders got my attention and was like “you know what word my mom told me not to say? PUSSY.” and i was like “then why did you just say it??” and she went “i dunno” and then dabbed

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8hy:

sorry i can’t relate to mean people. i can understand not being openly friendly but how can you go out of your way to actively be so mean….on purpose….for fun….aren’t u exhausted …

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earthshakinlove:

earthshakinlove:

christophertrees:

I’m looking for ppl to shoot, if you’re in or visiting NYC, please let me know if something can be arranged.

I live in Staten Island please come kill me please

Oh shit I just read ya tags you talkin bout photography 👀 ma bad

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dlubes:

maryjblige:

https://instagram.com/p/BGuNSlExt0E/

“that’ll be 120 dollars”

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